SHE'S BACK!!! CELEBRATE!!!

As many of you may have seen this past Sunday, the worlds ultimate faggot returned to the gridiron. Never once have I seen such faggotry light up as it pranced onto the field.

Now many of you may be thinking, "Geez, that's a little harsh, she still won the game didn't she?"

Who gives a fuck? Just because someone wins a game doesn't make them any less of a faggot. Just look at Steve Young. He won a bunch of games and he is right up there near the top of the list of super faggots.

Anyway. After the victory Renee gleefully jogged back into the locker room and buried her face into the asses of the offensive line, followed by coach Lovie Smiths ass.

Thats why her face was so dirty at the press conference.

After that Renee had her mommy take her out to a very fancy dinner. A passerby got a shot of what Renee was having.



Very fancy indeed!

So it looks as though The Bears are going to have at least another 4 weeks of absolute homosexuality heading up their "offense."

HOORAY!!!

Seriously, Could Pussman Get Any Gayer?

Proof that Renee Pussman Eats Shit!!!

I know that many of you didn't believe me when I told you that Renee Pussman eats shit sandwiches, often times open faced. Well to all you naysayers out there...


Take a look at THIS!!!



NOW do you believe me?

Pussman has PRIDE!!!

It doesn't come as any surprise to anyone that at around this time of year Renee starts to get VERY excited. All across the nation, gay pride is celebrated and the gays come out guns a blazin' to show the world that they are proud to be who they are.

This year, Renee was no different. Since her coming out she has embraced her sexuality and has decided that "If I'm going to be gay, I'm going to be GAY!" She turned out to be one of the Kansas City Pride Festivals leading supporters.

www.kansascitygaypride.org/

The number of people who were in attendance at the pride festival was equal to the entire population of Kansas. No surprise there either.

Pussman started her day with some of her "friends" at the pool before the real festivities started.

This of course was followed by Renee gussying up to show her spirit to the world.

Renee started the march strong and led the pack for about 5 or 10 minutes until she was consumed by the crowd and was ass-pummeled for the remainder of the day.

Way to go Renee!!!

Surprised?

It comes as no surprise that as the summer season comes upon us, that Renee Would do something like this. Everybody welcome the new Renee Pussman Clothing Company, Summer Line! Renee Pussman has wanted to have her own clothing line for years. Ever since she saw clothing lines being released by stars like J. Lo, Britney Spears, Gwen Stefani, and of course Hillary Duff, she has been pining to get in on some of the action.

"It's not about the money" Pussman insists. "What it's really about is showing the world that I am just as fabulous as any of those other starlets." And with mixed reviews, she will forever be regarded as the only NFL player that has ever released a clothing line that caters exclusively to women.

Pussman says that her favorite item from this summers line is the RP (Renee Pussman) sun dress.

Along side a more casual looking sun dress is a line of blouses and skirts for the hard working business woman. Here are the RP plain white blouse and the RP business skirt. (The shoes pictured here are not from the RP summer line, they are shoes from Renee Pussmans personal collection. She refused to comment on what brand they are. Giving the reason "If I tell you what kind they are then EVERYONE will have them.")

The release party was held in Kansas City, KS at the home of Renee Pussmans mother Maureen. Finger shit sandwiches were served accompanied by chilled Boones Farm and Miller Chills for the gentlemen in attendance.

PROTEST!!!

I know that it has been a while since I posted last, but I have been overwhelmed with the Renee Pussman news and didn't know where to start.

As I'm sure many of you have heard, Renee Pussman has been re-signed to a one year contract with the Chicago Bears. This may come as a shock to some, but I saw this coming a mile away. The Bears are a second rate organization that pride themselves in keeping an even less than second rate roster.

Most of you would guess that some Chicago fans are less than pleased. There was a gathering of people outside Soldier Field in protest of this remarkably stupid decision.





I know that this may seem extreme to some, but for these die hard Chicago fans, protest is the only option they have. For years they have seen their team plagued by poor coaching and even worse players. My thoughts are when one is stuck being the fan of a second rate organization, one would get used to the poor decisions that organization makes. My message to those fans is...

Either get used to it, or find a new team...

Dumbasses!

A Deeper Look

Well I'm guessing that since you have seen many of the things that Renee Pussman likes to do with her spare time, you would want to delve deeper into the personal life of the biggest Kansas City Faggot in the world. Now I know that last time I posted a blog, it was a more personal experience. You got to see the kinds of things that Renee eats. What I want to do here is give you a little glimpse of what Renee does outside of work and other extracurricular activities. For example, here is a picture of Renee first thing in the morning brushing her teeth.



I know that a picture of her brushing her teeth isn't all that exciting, but it is a part of her life none-the-less. Here is something that Renee holds very dear to her heart. This is a picture of her very favorite chair. When she isn't out and about, you can find her at home sitting on this chair.



Finally, not many know this, but Renee doesn't like to drive. Not only because she is too small to drive a regular sized car, but because she gets very scared behind the wheel of anything that doesn't look like this...


Because of this, she likes to ride her bike pretty much everywhere she goes. Here is a photo of her bike.


Boy does she LOVE that bike!!!

Renee Pussman Food Log: Entry #1

Well I have decided to give you a more in depth look at the life of gay heartthrob Renee Pussman. I have decided to let you take a look at what "celebrities" like her eat. When researching this it was difficult to really get the inside scoop on what her everyday meals consist of. But after minutes of searching I finally found what she eats...

SHIT SANDWICH!!!

Open Faced Shit Sandwich!!!

Thats right! Renee Pussman's diet consists almost entirely of shit sandwiches! I then heard from her agent that the only other solid foods she will eat are dick pie and tubesteak smothered in underwear. I have omitted pictures of the two latter food stuffs as there may be children reading this blog.

It was somewhat surprising to discover that those things were her ONLY source of "nutrition" but... well nevermind. It wasn't surprising at all. I have known this for quite some time, I just hadn't told you all yet.

Keep checking in for more Renee Pussman Food Logs!

Kansas City Faggot

Renee Pussman never fails to prove her faggotude to us. Aside from all the other Fagtastic things that Pussman has been know to do, she has proven herself yet again, that she is the gayest person on planet Earth. First of all, she has decided to get some ink done. Here are the two tattoos that she got last weekend at Voodoo Tattoo in Kansas City, KS.

This tattoo depicts Renee's favorite animal. It has her name and her best girlfriend Shannon's name so that Pussman will always know who her "BFF" is. It is located on her lower leg.

This tattoo is of a mythical creature that is frequently in Renee's dreams. The majestic "Butterfly Pony" as Pussman calls it.

Renee has also released her own brand of perfume. It is officially called Eu de Faggot. She simple calls it, "Faggot." Some have said that it smells like a highway rest stop. Others have said that it smells like Liberace's ass hole. All I know, is that I hope I am never within even a 100 mile radius of this perfume.



What a Kansas City Faggot!!!

Are You Kidding Me?

Well it seems as though Renee Has really thrown himself out there for the public to see him in his flaming homosexual glory. Here is Renee and some black guy with cum on their faces. That's a little risque don't you think? I sincerely hope that no one paid him for this "ad." Why would you pay someone to do what they do for free on an hourly basis? Either way it makes me sick.



On a side note, Renee Pussman was VERY upset when they first ran this "ad." She said "I wanted it to say 'Sunday, they both go down,' now nobody will know what it means."

Don't worry Renee, I think people get it.